The Cow Story

This is an interesting point-of-view; not original though. I copied this from a friend's blog...heh heh...enjoy...

AMERICA: You have 2 cows. You sold one and milk the other 4 times a cow's milk capacity and are surprised when it dropped dead.

FRANCE: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want 3.

GERMANY: You have 2 cows. You reengineer them to produce 20 times its milk capacity, eat once a month and milk itself.

BRITAIN: You have 2 cows. Both are mad.

ITALY: You have 5 cows, you do not know where they are. You for a break.

RUSSIA: You have 2 cows. You count again and have 5 cows.You count again and have 19 cows. You count again and have 54 cows. You count again and have 12 cows. You stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.

SWITZERLAND: You have 5000 cows, none belongs to you. You charge others for storing them.

INDIA: You have 2 cows. You worship them.

CHINA: You have 2 cows. You employ 300 people to milk them and claim full employment rate, stable economy and arrest the journalist who reported the numbers.

JAPAN: You have 2 cows. You redesign them to 1/10 its size and to produce 20 times its milk capacity. Then you create a mini cartoon character out of it called cowkimon and market it worldwide.

SINGAPORE: You have 2 cows. The government fines you for keeping 2 unlicensed farm animals in your apartment.